Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie March 17, 2010 0 Comments

Thursday March 11
Have a shadow on two-second delay
or
Have an echo that is the voice of barry white?

Echo! That would be fun! And creep people out!

Friday March 12
Have a uni-brow
or
a uni-lash?

I think a unibrow would be a bit less noticeable? So I will go with that!

Saturday/Sunday March 13/14
Be stoned to death by pickles
or
Submerged in mayonnaise until you suffocate?

I love me some mayo, so I’ll go with that. (And can you be stoned by pickles? Wouldn’t you be pickled by pickes?)

Monday March 15
Wake up each day with a completely new height
or
a completely different age?

Hmm I think both of these could be hard to adjust to, but I am going to go with age. I am clumsy enough as it is, I don’t need to wake up 8 feet tall and not know how to deal with it LOL

Tuesday March 16
Have to use clothespins to keep your eyelids shut for any sustained period of time
or
Only be able to prevent continuous nose hair growth by a constant exertion of will?

Wow. I think clothespins to keep my eyelids shut – and hopefully the wouldn’t fly off in the middle of sleeping!

Wednesday March 17
have a beard of bees
or
an afros of krazy straws?

I think I’ve established I don’t like bugs – so clearly an afro of krazy straws. PLUS, that seems pretty awesome.

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Thursday March 4
Have permanent cheetos residue on your fingers
or
Appear as Shemp of the three stooges in all photographs?

Clearly, appear as Shemp. I did sweep the Three Stooges category on Jeopardy a couple months back!

Friday March 5
Have no nipples
or
11 nipples?

I’m going to go with none. Because 11 seems excessive.

Saturday/Sunday March 6/7
Have hair gums
or
Ants crawling in your armpits?

I hate all things bugs so hairy gums it is. Just another reason to get more work done in my mouth I guess.

Monday March 8
Have a permanent “Got Milk” Moustache
or
Have small holes in your cheeks that allow fluids to leak through like a strainer?

I do a good enough job of dripping fluids on myself all by myself (I have a drinking problem) so I am going to go with the Milk Moustache.

Tuesday March 9
Have a reverse digestive tract
or
condult all written work in the voice of snoop doggy dogg?

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOP!

Wednesday March 10
Never be allowed to use shampoo
or
use profanity.

Never be allowed to use profanity. Pretty sure I could live my life without it. Not so sure I could live my life without shampoo!

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February 25 
Have confederate flag irises
Or
Velcro body hair?

Velcro body hair, I think that could come in handy.  Maybe. I don’t know. lol

February 26
Have skin 15 times bigger than it needs to be
or
have skin half as big as it needs to be?

I’m going to go with 15 times bigger because I think smaller would be painful.

February 27/28
Be able to make change for a dollar by putting it in your mouth
or
be able to make amish people break-dance?

Definitely make change.  Although that would be gross, it would probably be helpful at times.

March 1
Be 50 pounds heavier and look it
or
300 pounds heavier, but look the same as you do now?

 Uhh 300 lbs but look the same. 

March 2
Have all your shirts made of bologna
or
Have hair that changes color and falls out in the fall?

I love bologna, so I am going to go with shirts of bologna.  Hopefully I don’t get hungry and eat all my clothes though.

March 3
Have living eyebrows that crawl about your face
or
leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?

Trail of Paprika!

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February 18
For your wedding – have a paintball war at the reception
or
Enter down the aisle to the tune of “we’re not gonna take it” by twisted sister?

OMG! PAINTBALL! haha I was just saying the other night how I wanted to play paintball. Wedding reception is as good a time as ever.

February 19
Live in a world without skin moisturizer
or
cream cheese?

Oooh. I guess I’ll go with cream cheese – but that one was kind of tough

February 20/21
Have a miniature golf course lawn
or
an air hockey dinner table

Air hockey dinner table. Air hockey rules.

February 22
Have 15 fingers
or
3 tongues

Hmm. I’m going to go with 15 fingers.

February 23
Sneeze with the force of a double barrel shotgun
or
Pass wind with the same force?

HAHA. Sneeze.

February 24
Always have to wear hot pants
or
A parrot on your shoulder.

Parrot. No contest.

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February 11
Never miss throwing a quarter into a tollbooth basket
or
defecate miniature models of famous Rodin sculptures?

Throwing quarters. Even though I have ezpass lol

February 12
Have your cell phone ring function set on wet, hacking cough
or
surly frenchman?

Frenchman!

February 13/14
Be extruded through a spaghetti machine
or
be buried alive in a pit of play-doh.

umm play-doh i guess

February 15
Have a working outlet in the roof of your mouth
or
have lilac-scented body odor?

Umm lilac body odor because Im not sure an outlet in the roof of my mouth would be that safe – plus I think I already have one in my belly button?

February 16
Have fingers that can staple
or
saliva with naturally adhesive qualities?

As a scrapbooker, I must got with adhesive. that would come in really handy lol

February 17
Have a manicurist
or
A donkey?

Umm manicurist lol not sure how id use a donkey.

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February 4
Be able to see newly released movies in your eyelids
or
To change any person’s gender for a year?

Na na na na everyday! like my eyeballs stuck on replay-play.

February 5
Be “The Laminator”
or
“Dr Humidity”?

The Laminator!!

February 6/7
Have fish for hands
or
mops for feet

Definitely mops for feet! Do you know how much fun and how handy that would be? (or.. footy?) fish for hands wouldn’t be very useful.

February 8
Have fingernails that could grow into chewable vitamin C tablets
or
A hand with full hair straightening and crimping capabilities?

Definitely straightening and crimping capabilities. Another very handy thing.

February 9
Be able to increase the intensity/frequency of nearby throbbing objects
or
to flatulate to the tune of “when the saints go marching in”

uhhhhhhh i dont think im going to go there.

February 10
Have a magic mirror that possesses woody allen’s personality/sense of humor
or
a coffee table that possesses the personality of donald rumsfeld?

magic mirror. def.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie February 3, 2010 0 Comments

Hard to believe it is already Wednesday again! I guess time does fly when you’re having fun!

January 28
Have puma-like reactions with the remote control when watching something naughty, and someone walks in the room, and you need to change the channel
or
Expert precision with the cheek-kiss greeting

I feel like I already have both of these skills. But I guess I’ll go with channel changing. Not that I EVER watch anything naughty!!!

January 29
Be Dr Grass, a superhero whose power is to induce grass stains
or
The summarizer, a superhero who can clearly and concisely describe any given situation?

I’m going to go with the summarizer because I think that is something my family definitely needs.

January 30/31
Melon ball your left eye out
or
drive two spikes into your knee caps with a sledgehammer

My knees are SO messed up, maybe the spikes would help?

February 1
Have a stable of remarkably sympathetic woodland creatures to confide in about romantic desires and dreams
or
Be capable of ending any relationship tension-free with no ensuing debate or discussion by pulling out a red card, like in soccer?

Woodland creatures, ftw!

February 2
Have elastic lips
or
Reflective calves?

Ooof. Reflective = shiny. which is good. But elastic lips might come in handy when I have issues with my braces! What to pick, what to pick… I think I’m going to go with elastic lips.

February 3
Be proposed to in the new york times crossword puzzle
or
with skywriting?

SKYWRITING. I would never ever finish a new york times crossword puzzle (or any puzzle, for that matter) so I would never see it lol

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January 21
Be able to draw like picasso, but smell intensely of raspberries
or
To compose like mozart, but have to always wear those really dark, tight designer jeans from the seventies?

Well, I love raspberries and hate tight jeans – so picasso it is!

January 22
Be incredibly charming, but only when discussing your bowel movements
or
Have an infallible pick-up line, but only with fuddruckers employees?

LOL. I guess I’ll go with charming when talking about poop.

Saturday/Sunday January 23/24
You belly button double as an electrical outlet
or
Be able to swap your face at will with anyone else?

Belly button as an outlet. Definitely. That would come in handy a lot!

January 25
Have a flair for interior design, but wobble ceaselessly in the presence of small children
or
Be able to type 80 words a minute, but moan like chewbacca when you defecate?

Well, I can type 80+ wpm. And I do wobble in the presence of small children so really this one is a fail.

January 26
Have an anus that can function as a dust buster
or
Nipples that can act as universal light dimmers

Uhhhh. No comment?

January 27
Have a tongue that double as a retractable tape measure
or
A GPS built in to your crotch

Hmm, I can find either of these useful… lmao but I think I’m going to go with tape measure because I am constantly misplacing my ruler when scrapbooking. If it was always in my mouth I’d be all set!

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie January 20, 2010 0 Comments

So here we go again… with would you rather wednesday

January 14
Have an increased charm when on the tundra
or
Unquestionable priority when it comes to using shared armrests in public theaters?

Definitely armrests. I love me some armrests.

January 15
Be able to determine the exact ripeness of fruits by whispering to them
or
To unsuspectingly induce handle-bar moustaches?

Definitely be a fruit whisperer.

January 16/17
Be stuck on an elevator with avid jehovah’s witnesses’ missionaries
or
Flatulent supermodels?

I think I’m going to go with the jehovah’s

January 18
Be able to walk on pudding
or
To project holograms of the puerto rican super group menudo?

LMAO. Definitely menudo holograms. I love me some boybands.

January 19
Be able to turn water into a sword
or
To summon the Baldwin Brothers

Both of these seem pointless, but Alec does know the Jonas Brothers so I guess I’m going to have to go with the Baldwin Brothers. And hope Alec isn’t too busy to show up and call JB…

January 20
Be able to successfully avoid doing chores and facing minor relationship problems by hiding under some coats for a little while
or
To bake chicken pot pie inside of your pants

Anything about avoiding chores I am all over 😉

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie January 13, 2010 0 Comments

Another installment of Would You Rather Wednesday!

January 7
Sweat manischwitz wine
or
cry crushed garlic

I’m thinking sweat wine. Not a garlic fan. Not a wine fan either for that matter but it just seems like the better option

January 8
Be rash man (annoy foes with minor skin irritations)
or
The tenderizer (softens foes with rapid strokes of a mallet)

The tenderizer. Definitely.

January 9/10
Eat a stick of cotton candy made entirely from belly button lint
or
Drink a milkshake made from st bernard slobber

This is gross!!! But I guess Ill go with cotton candy

January 11
Marry a self righteous milkman
or
a melancholy locksmith

A locksmith I think. I dont know. This one is just odd.

January 12
Have the power to shave just by thinking really hard
or
An unexplainable gift, whereupon after flushing the toilet, everybody in the building renounces their religion?

Definitely shave power. I don’t understand the point of the second one lol

January 13
Have the ability to silence with a stare
or
Be able to goose with a wink

Well, I can silence with a stare if I am mad enough about something – so definitely going with the ability to goose with a wink. LMAO.