February 18
For your wedding – have a paintball war at the reception
or
Enter down the aisle to the tune of “we’re not gonna take it” by twisted sister?
OMG! PAINTBALL! haha I was just saying the other night how I wanted to play paintball. Wedding reception is as good a time as ever.
February 19
Live in a world without skin moisturizer
or
cream cheese?
Oooh. I guess I’ll go with cream cheese – but that one was kind of tough
February 20/21
Have a miniature golf course lawn
or
an air hockey dinner table
Air hockey dinner table. Air hockey rules.
February 22
Have 15 fingers
or
3 tongues
Hmm. I’m going to go with 15 fingers.
February 23
Sneeze with the force of a double barrel shotgun
or
Pass wind with the same force?
HAHA. Sneeze.
February 24
Always have to wear hot pants
or
A parrot on your shoulder.
Parrot. No contest.