Be able to draw like picasso, but smell intensely of raspberries
To compose like mozart, but have to always wear those really dark, tight designer jeans from the seventies?
Well, I love raspberries and hate tight jeans – so picasso it is!
Be incredibly charming, but only when discussing your bowel movements
Have an infallible pick-up line, but only with fuddruckers employees?
LOL. I guess I’ll go with charming when talking about poop.
Saturday/Sunday January 23/24
You belly button double as an electrical outlet
Be able to swap your face at will with anyone else?
Belly button as an outlet. Definitely. That would come in handy a lot!
Have a flair for interior design, but wobble ceaselessly in the presence of small children
Be able to type 80 words a minute, but moan like chewbacca when you defecate?
Well, I can type 80+ wpm. And I do wobble in the presence of small children so really this one is a fail.
Have an anus that can function as a dust buster
Nipples that can act as universal light dimmers
Uhhhh. No comment?
Have a tongue that double as a retractable tape measure
A GPS built in to your crotch
Hmm, I can find either of these useful… lmao but I think I’m going to go with tape measure because I am constantly misplacing my ruler when scrapbooking. If it was always in my mouth I’d be all set!