February 11
Never miss throwing a quarter into a tollbooth basket
or
defecate miniature models of famous Rodin sculptures?
Throwing quarters. Even though I have ezpass lol
February 12
Have your cell phone ring function set on wet, hacking cough
or
surly frenchman?
Frenchman!
February 13/14
Be extruded through a spaghetti machine
or
be buried alive in a pit of play-doh.
umm play-doh i guess
February 15
Have a working outlet in the roof of your mouth
or
have lilac-scented body odor?
Umm lilac body odor because Im not sure an outlet in the roof of my mouth would be that safe – plus I think I already have one in my belly button?
February 16
Have fingers that can staple
or
saliva with naturally adhesive qualities?
As a scrapbooker, I must got with adhesive. that would come in really handy lol
February 17
Have a manicurist
or
A donkey?
Umm manicurist lol not sure how id use a donkey.