Never miss throwing a quarter into a tollbooth basket
defecate miniature models of famous Rodin sculptures?
Throwing quarters. Even though I have ezpass lol
Have your cell phone ring function set on wet, hacking cough
Be extruded through a spaghetti machine
be buried alive in a pit of play-doh.
umm play-doh i guess
Have a working outlet in the roof of your mouth
have lilac-scented body odor?
Umm lilac body odor because Im not sure an outlet in the roof of my mouth would be that safe – plus I think I already have one in my belly button?
Have fingers that can staple
saliva with naturally adhesive qualities?
As a scrapbooker, I must got with adhesive. that would come in really handy lol
Have a manicurist
Umm manicurist lol not sure how id use a donkey.