Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie August 11, 2010 0 Comments

August 6
Eat 75 lightning bugs
or
a live tarantula?

lightning bugs. I will never go near a tarantula no matter what the circumstances

August 7/8
Never be able to open your mouth when throwing up
or
have your nostrils and lips seal up when you sneeze?

Ew. Sealed nostrils and lips I think.

August 9
Remove your heart with a staple remover
or
Be unable to circumvent the ‘lather, rinse, repeat’ instructions on the back of shampoo bottles, perpetually shampooing yourself until you starve to death?

Shampoo.. I guess…

August 10
Fight to the death 50 remote control planes
or
1,000 hamsters?

hamsters!

August 11
Have your nipples gnawed off by a swarm of fire ants
or
sit on an umbrella and then open it?

Again with the nipples.. I’m going with the umbrella, ella, ella, eh

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie August 4, 2010 0 Comments

July 29
Eat as an ice-cream flavor: Salmon Sorbet
or
Dirty Coins and Cream

Dirty Coins and Cream. Only because dirty coins remind me of pressing pennies.

July 30
Have to share all tables at restaurants with loud unruly scotsmen
or
immediately become pregnant if someone speaks about the war of 1812?

Do people talk about the war of 1812 that often? I think becoming pregnant if someone does is the better option here.

July 31 / August 1
Have permanently Lathered Hair
or
Only be able to move around by moon walking?

moon walking! omg how fun would that be?

August 2
Be pumped with water until you burst
or
Be dehydrated to death by a giant version of those infomercial beef jerky making machines?

Water. I think.

August 3
Be stuck on a desert island with a barry manilow tape
or
a rubik’s cube?

Rubik’s cube. Maybe I could solve it. Or spend some time staring at it.

August 4
Eat a cube of dry ice
or
your own left foot?

Does dry ice even come in cubes? I’ll go with that, but I thought it was liquid? What do i know…

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie July 28, 2010 0 Comments

July 22
Be stuck on a desert island with socrates
or
Billy Crystal?

Billy Crystal. MIKE WASOWSKI.

July 23
Eat 200 slices of american cheese
or
2,000 raisins?

Cheese.

July 24/25
Fight three possessed lawn mowers
or
the characters from ‘spongebob squarepants’?

Sponge Bob. I think I can take them…

July 26
Eat a bowl of bat guano
or
a mug of hot tea prepared with 12 used wound dressings?

OMG barf.

July 27
Eat all food in liquid form
or
gaseous form?

Liquid. I don’t really know how I would eat gas?

July 28
Have porcelain skin (literally)
or
hair of gold (literally)

Hair of gold. I fall too much to have porcelain skin, I’d break all the time. And whenever I got a hair cut I could mail it in to cash for gold and make some $$$

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie July 21, 2010 0 Comments

July 15
Rest your head on a tee and get smacked with the full-speed swing of tiger woods
or
have a bowling ball dropped from 20 feet on your groin?

This made me laugh given Tiger Woods semi-recent scandal(s)

July 16
Have all of your phone calls recorded and played back on a popular radio station
or
have all your emails posted on AOL’s homepage?

I rarely make phone calls, but I am always emailing, so I’ll have to go with phone calls.

July 17/18
Have monopoly hotel and houses boogers
or
defecate rubix snakes?

Monopoly is one of my favorite games so I am going to go with hotel and houses boogers.

July 19 (Happy Birthday to me!)
Be stuck on a stalled bus with incontinent Labradors
or
the paparazzi?

Well, I’d have to assume if the paparazzi are with me, someone famous must me too – so I’ll go with that. If not, and theyre taking pics of me.. well they’ll have a bunch of me with my eyes closed because the flashes make me blink!

July 20
Live in a world without david copperfield
or
oatmeal?

I love me some oatmeal – so sorry David Copperfield – bye bye.

July 21
Dive head first off a 15-meter high-dive board into an empty pool
or
drink a tall glass of liquid nitrogen.

Nitrogen. Although both would probably kill me, nitrogen would probably be less awful? I don’t know. It’s been a while since I’ve taken Chem 😉

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie July 14, 2010 0 Comments

July 8
Have running water replaced with brine
or
have your sink, blender and toilet as one appliance?

Ew. Brine.

July 9
Read ‘Hamlet’
or
Give blood?

Read Hamlet. Hate needles.

July 10/11
Have to wear clothing 5 sizes too small
or
have to wear articles of clothing on a different part of the body than they were intended?

Different part of the body. I dont even think I could move in clothes 5 sizes too small lol

July 12
Take all your showers naked in a storefront window for a month
or
smoke a thousand cigarettes successively?

Icky.. I think I’ll go with the cigarettes, though I think that might end up killing me…

July 13
Have just given the greatest speech of your life, only to realize that your zipper was down the whole time
or
just confessed your live for someone over the phone, only to find out that on the other line wasn’t your beloved but rather past president george w. bush?

Definitely the speech. I’d think I’d have been behind a stand so no one would have noticed. And I don’t really ever want to talk to Dubya. So yeah.

July 14
Saw through your thumbs with a hack saw
or
Slice off your nipples with a deli meat slicer?

Thumbs. Ouch.. but I think the other option would be more painful.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie July 7, 2010 0 Comments

July 1
Break a light bulb in your mouth
or
Be slashed with a thousand paper cuts and then dipped into a giant bowl of melted butter?

Who comes up with these things… light bulb.

July 2
Be stuck on a desert island with a fishing rod
or
a funhouse mirror, a silly wig and a joke book?

Um fishing rod. Duh!

July 3/4
Be a super villain called ‘The Pharmacist’
or
‘The god of upholstrey’?

The Pharmacist.

July 5
Give an enema to an elephant
or
give an enema to george lucas.

George Lucas, I dont think he can crush me if he gets angry and sits on me like an elephant would..

July 6
Experience a brain freeze (literally)
or
heart break (literally)

ouch. ummm. brain freeze.

July 7
Remove a 30 foot tapeworm from a rhinoceros
or
be peed on by mr. snuffleupagus?

peed on. sesame street rocks.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie June 30, 2010 0 Comments

June 24
Be dragged by a water skiing speedboat by a tether firmly attached to nipple piercings
or
have your toes smashed one by one with a hammer.

Ouch. Hammer to my toes, I think.

June 25
Be hole-punched to death
or
be eaten alive by the cast of ‘Lost’

Hole punched? Another ouch!

June 26/27
Always have to wear football shoulder pads
or
clown makeup?

Shoulder pads.

June 28
Have your face krazy-glued to the underside of a concorde
or
be trampled to death by the new jersey nets?

trampled by the nets.

June 29
Be suck in an elevator with jolly contortionists
or
giddy rabbis?

Rabbis.

June 30
have your head implode
or
have your head explode?

Explode.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie June 23, 2010 0 Comments

June 17
Be flayed and de-boned like a fish
or
pureed in a giant blender?

pureed.

June 18
Marry and bear the child of (insert coworker or schoolmate)
or
have to bathe and powder (insert common friend) every day, twice a day?

Bathe and powder a friend.

June 19/20
Chain-smoke 100 cigarettes nasally
or
tongue clean 10 blocks worth of new york city public phone mouthpieces?

gaaarooossss

June 21
Have complete control over who gets elected to all government offices
or
Who wins all sporting championships?

Sporting championships!!

June 22
Live in a world where there is no such thing as war, but also no such thing as pork
or
where there is no such thing as crime, but also no such thing as CSI?

I would go for either of these – pork and CSI I can definitely live without.

June 23
Shave your left eyeball with a gillette sensor razor
or
pour a gallon of boiling water down your throat?

Boiling water.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie June 16, 2010 0 Comments

June 10
Have your wedding planned by kim jong-il
or
jokey smurf?

Jokey Smurf.

June 11
Have your love emails posted on google’s home page
or
have the soundtrack to your make-out sessions available as an itunes podcast for download?

itunes podcast!

June 12/13
Have retractable claws
or
controllable dreadlocks?

Claws.

June 14
Slide naked down a fireman’s pole covered with tacks into a pool of your favorite beverage
or
have wesley snipes catch you picking your nose?

Get caught picking my nose.

June 15
Work at a company where the dress code is prom wear from the 1970s
or
Your boss conveys your end-of-the-year evaluation through rap?

1970s… love the 70s…

June 16
Have your cell phone ring function set on itch
or
ooze?

Itch.

Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie June 9, 2010 0 Comments

June 3
Have complete control over every headline of the biggest daily newspaper
or
who marries whom?

Newspaper headlines.

June 4
Have toast with Napoleon
or
Play scrabble with Moses?

Scrabble w/ Moses.

June 5/6
Date a half woman half horse
or
half woman half couch.

Way to assume I’m a dude, calendar.

June 7
Sit next to webster at a dinner party
or
king tut?

WEBSTER!

June 8
Punch your grandmother, not full force, but solidly in the back of the neck for $16,500?
or
Spend two weeks wearing nothing but a g-string for $2,000

Considering I have no grandmother, I’ll have to go with the g-string.

June 9
Have your uvula (the thing that hangs down in the back of your throat) caught by a fish hook and reeled in
or
take a professional hockey play’s slap shot to the teeth at 10 feet?

Ick. Neither again LOL far too painful.