July 22
Be stuck on a desert island with socrates
or
Billy Crystal?
Billy Crystal. MIKE WASOWSKI.
July 23
Eat 200 slices of american cheese
or
2,000 raisins?
Cheese.
July 24/25
Fight three possessed lawn mowers
or
the characters from ‘spongebob squarepants’?
Sponge Bob. I think I can take them…
July 26
Eat a bowl of bat guano
or
a mug of hot tea prepared with 12 used wound dressings?
OMG barf.
July 27
Eat all food in liquid form
or
gaseous form?
Liquid. I don’t really know how I would eat gas?
July 28
Have porcelain skin (literally)
or
hair of gold (literally)
Hair of gold. I fall too much to have porcelain skin, I’d break all the time. And whenever I got a hair cut I could mail it in to cash for gold and make some $$$