Have your wedding planned by kim jong-il
Have your love emails posted on google’s home page
have the soundtrack to your make-out sessions available as an itunes podcast for download?
Have retractable claws
Slide naked down a fireman’s pole covered with tacks into a pool of your favorite beverage
have wesley snipes catch you picking your nose?
Get caught picking my nose.
Work at a company where the dress code is prom wear from the 1970s
Your boss conveys your end-of-the-year evaluation through rap?
1970s… love the 70s…
Have your cell phone ring function set on itch