Would You Rather Wednesday

June 10
Have your wedding planned by kim jong-il
or
jokey smurf?

Jokey Smurf.

June 11
Have your love emails posted on google’s home page
or
have the soundtrack to your make-out sessions available as an itunes podcast for download?

itunes podcast!

June 12/13
Have retractable claws
or
controllable dreadlocks?

Claws.

June 14
Slide naked down a fireman’s pole covered with tacks into a pool of your favorite beverage
or
have wesley snipes catch you picking your nose?

Get caught picking my nose.

June 15
Work at a company where the dress code is prom wear from the 1970s
or
Your boss conveys your end-of-the-year evaluation through rap?

1970s… love the 70s…

June 16
Have your cell phone ring function set on itch
or
ooze?

Itch.

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