June 10
Have your wedding planned by kim jong-il
or
jokey smurf?
Jokey Smurf.
June 11
Have your love emails posted on google’s home page
or
have the soundtrack to your make-out sessions available as an itunes podcast for download?
itunes podcast!
June 12/13
Have retractable claws
or
controllable dreadlocks?
Claws.
June 14
Slide naked down a fireman’s pole covered with tacks into a pool of your favorite beverage
or
have wesley snipes catch you picking your nose?
Get caught picking my nose.
June 15
Work at a company where the dress code is prom wear from the 1970s
or
Your boss conveys your end-of-the-year evaluation through rap?
1970s… love the 70s…
June 16
Have your cell phone ring function set on itch
or
ooze?
Itch.