Would You Rather Wednesday

Katie October 20, 2010 0 Comments

October 14
Be stuck on a desert island with avid ‘star trek’ fans
or
constipated clowns?

Star trek fans.

October 15
Fight 100 toddlers
or
100 ninety-year olds

Toddlers

October 16/17
Have the physique of a baby, but enlarged
or
have velcro body hair

velcro body hair could be fun…

October 18
Fight to the death a tiger with no front legs
or
800 bullfrogs?

800 bullfrogs

October 19
have your cell phone ring function set on first degree burn
or
personal insult?

Personal insult

October 20
Be stuck in an elevator with apathetic ringmasters
or
sarcastic postal workers?

postal workers

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October 7
Spend two weeks in nothing but a g-string for $2,000
or
Gain 50 soft pounds for $10,000

Gain 50 pounds

October 8
Body slam your grandmother wit no explanation for $10,000
or
Taste your own feces for $500

Body slam my grandmother.

October 9/10
Only be able to write by tattooing on yourself
or
Only be able to take pictures of your family and friends by scanning them directly into the computer?

Oh man this is a hard one because I like to write and photograph things… but I think I’ll go with only be able to take photos by scanning

October 11
Live in a world where people’s desired personal space is three inches
or
150 feet?

Wasn’t there one similar to this before? 150 feet.

October 12
Be proposed to in a robot imitation
or
written backwards in blood on the wall?

robot imitation.

October 13
have your dreams written and directed by ed wood
or
the creators of ‘desperate housewives’

Seriously, this has come up sooo many times with other directors. But I’ll go with Desperate Housewives

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September 30
Be unable to distinguish between the phrases ‘i love you’ and ‘goodbye’
or
Your significant other and jim lehrer?

Unable to distinguish between i love you and goodbye.

October 1
Have a skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore
or
trade your life with jared from the subway commercials?

Skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore. I don’t want to be a “celebrity”

October 2/3
Have an afro that grows whenever you tell a lie
or
appear as abraham lincoln in all photographs?

Afro. I don’t tell lies! 😉

October 4
Have your dreams written and directed by Spike Lee
or
Stan Lee?

Stan Lee!

October 5
Fight to the death 1,000 sloths
or
80 penguins

Sloths. I think they would be easier to take.

October 6
Live in a world composed entirely of flannel
or
of wicker?

Flannel.

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September 23
Live in a world where there is no such thing as pain, but also no such thing as sports
or
where there is no such thing as world hunger, but also no such thing as food?
No food. Or hunger. I need my baseball.
September 24
Be a Siamese twin, connected by the fingertips
or
by the hair?
By the hair. Then you can cut it and no longer be attached. Cmon now.
September 25/26
Have taste buds all over your body
or
have a tongue that doubles as a tape measure?
Tape measure tongue.
September 27
Eat by putting food down your pants
or
Not.
Not.
September 28
Be stuck on a stalled bus with condescending cobblers
or
sullen blacksmiths?
Cobblers.
September 29
Interview jesus
or
Michael Phelps?
Jesus.

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September 16
Draw your dating pool from people browsing the self-help section of the bookstore
Or
The sci-fi section?
Sci-Fi. Not that there is anything wrong with people wanting to better themselves.
September 17
Wear a cologne named “new tennis ball”
or
one named “wet german shepherd”?
New tennis ball.
September 18/19
Have a two-inch underbite
or
a two-inch overbite?
Neither since I am currently in braces to fix my bite 😉
September 20
Marry a rich, shallow investment banker
or
A poor, brilliant artist?
Artist. And I’d help him make some money somehow.
September 21
Have a ‘save game’ function on a date
or
a ‘pause’ function?
I think pause might be more helpful.
September 22
When you get a prospective date’s number or email, only be able to write it down by tattooing it on your body
or
your only pick up line to be: ‘to answer your question – yes. Light weights, high reps.’?
Only pick up line. I don’t need emails and/or numbers all over my body lol

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September 9
Be stuck on a desert island with hungry cannibals
or
angry inmates?
Angry inmates for no particular reason…
September 10
Be stuck on a stalled bus with manic-depressive nuns
or
Autistic rodeo clowns
Clowns scare me, so I’ll have to go with nuns.
September 11/12
Have magic 8 balls for elbows
or
shrimp for nipples?
Again with the nipples! I’ll have to go with the shrimp nipples this time though.
September 13
Live in a Kaiser-ruled Germany
or
Pre-dorothian Oz?
Oz.
September 14
Marry an ugly rock star
or
a hot garbage man?
Ugly rock star.
September 15
Have your wedding conducted in the tone of a rap video
or
in the tone of an elementary school play?
Rap video.

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September 2
Have a box of grape-nuts, a wrench and a pair of fuzzy dice
or
A jar of Vaseline, a fake moustache and a photo of Hillary Clinton?
Grape Nuts , wrench and fuzzy dice. Is there a reason for these items?
September 3
Marry the spouse of your dreams, but gain 10 pounds a year
or
have your spouse gain 10 pounds a year?
Spouse of my dreams.
September 4/5
Have a neck as long as your torso
or
A torso as short as your neck?
Neck as long as my torso, then I would be a little bit taller.
September 6
Date someone with a razor-sharp wit
or
A vibrating tongue
Wit.
September 7
Only be able to pick up guys/girls via middle school style notes folded with hearts
or
by window side serenades of hits from the early 80s?
Middle school style notes
September 8
Marry someone whose desired personal space was 2 inches
or
30 feet?
2 inches.

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August 26
Live in a world where everyone looked the same
or
where people have mr potato head style facial features that can be removed and exchanged?
Potato head. Everyone looking the same would be super boring
August 27
Be reincarnated as a frog
or
Richard Simmon’s son?
A frog!
August 28/29
Be an expert whittler, but have a debilitating fear of right angles
or
Have thick lustrous hair, but believe you are Dan Akroyd while it’s light out, and Pegasus while it’s night?
Dan & Pegasus.
August 30
Eat a baked penguins
or
Creamed antelope
Ew. Baked penguin. I guess. Neither seem all that great of an idea though.
August 31
Live in the “star wars” universe
Or
Shakespeare’s England?
Star wars!
September 1
Live in a world painted by Rembrandt
Or
A six year old?
Six year old

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