Eat 75 lightning bugs
a live tarantula?
lightning bugs. I will never go near a tarantula no matter what the circumstances
Never be able to open your mouth when throwing up
have your nostrils and lips seal up when you sneeze?
Ew. Sealed nostrils and lips I think.
Remove your heart with a staple remover
Be unable to circumvent the ‘lather, rinse, repeat’ instructions on the back of shampoo bottles, perpetually shampooing yourself until you starve to death?
Shampoo.. I guess…
Fight to the death 50 remote control planes
Have your nipples gnawed off by a swarm of fire ants
sit on an umbrella and then open it?
Again with the nipples.. I’m going with the umbrella, ella, ella, eh