Have complete control over every headline of the biggest daily newspaper
who marries whom?
Have toast with Napoleon
Play scrabble with Moses?
Scrabble w/ Moses.
Date a half woman half horse
half woman half couch.
Way to assume I’m a dude, calendar.
Sit next to webster at a dinner party
Punch your grandmother, not full force, but solidly in the back of the neck for $16,500?
Spend two weeks wearing nothing but a g-string for $2,000
Considering I have no grandmother, I’ll have to go with the g-string.
Have your uvula (the thing that hangs down in the back of your throat) caught by a fish hook and reeled in
take a professional hockey play’s slap shot to the teeth at 10 feet?
Ick. Neither again LOL far too painful.