Be dragged by a water skiing speedboat by a tether firmly attached to nipple piercings
have your toes smashed one by one with a hammer.
Ouch. Hammer to my toes, I think.
Be hole-punched to death
be eaten alive by the cast of ‘Lost’
Hole punched? Another ouch!
Always have to wear football shoulder pads
Have your face krazy-glued to the underside of a concorde
be trampled to death by the new jersey nets?
trampled by the nets.
Be suck in an elevator with jolly contortionists
have your head implode
have your head explode?