June 24
Be dragged by a water skiing speedboat by a tether firmly attached to nipple piercings
or
have your toes smashed one by one with a hammer.
Ouch. Hammer to my toes, I think.
June 25
Be hole-punched to death
or
be eaten alive by the cast of ‘Lost’
Hole punched? Another ouch!
June 26/27
Always have to wear football shoulder pads
or
clown makeup?
Shoulder pads.
June 28
Have your face krazy-glued to the underside of a concorde
or
be trampled to death by the new jersey nets?
trampled by the nets.
June 29
Be suck in an elevator with jolly contortionists
or
giddy rabbis?
Rabbis.
June 30
have your head implode
or
have your head explode?
Explode.