Have a pair of oversized dice for an adam’s apple
ralph lauren polo logos for nipples?
LMAO. Ralph Lauren Polo Logos. Duh.
Have a toilet that bucked like a bronco
a bigoted toaster oven?
Toaster Oven, I guess. A bucking toilet could complicate things.
Eat a bowl of earth worm spaghetti
a carton of larve rice?
Ick. Worm spaghetti.
Have to communicate solely in baby talk
in double entendre?
Have your eyes always moving as if watching a ping pong match
Speak in the voice, volume, and intensity of a screaming Janis Joplin when speaking to anyone under seven years old?
Janis Joplin. I guess. I think my eyes constantly moving would make me pretty dizzy.
have your baby develop in your shin instead of your womb
deliver your newborn baby through your mouth?
Deliver the baby through my mouth. I’ve been told I have a big mouth?
*Because Hanson’s 5 of 5 is coming up.. I will be skipping WYWW and doing 2 weeks worth once 5 of 5 is over*