April 15
Have a pair of oversized dice for an adam’s apple
or
ralph lauren polo logos for nipples?
LMAO. Ralph Lauren Polo Logos. Duh.
April 16
Have a toilet that bucked like a bronco
or
a bigoted toaster oven?
Toaster Oven, I guess. A bucking toilet could complicate things.
April 17/18
Eat a bowl of earth worm spaghetti
or
a carton of larve rice?
Ick. Worm spaghetti.
April 19
Have to communicate solely in baby talk
or
in double entendre?
Baby talk.
April 20
Have your eyes always moving as if watching a ping pong match
or
Speak in the voice, volume, and intensity of a screaming Janis Joplin when speaking to anyone under seven years old?
Janis Joplin. I guess. I think my eyes constantly moving would make me pretty dizzy.
April 21
have your baby develop in your shin instead of your womb
or
deliver your newborn baby through your mouth?
Deliver the baby through my mouth. I’ve been told I have a big mouth?
*Because Hanson’s 5 of 5 is coming up.. I will be skipping WYWW and doing 2 weeks worth once 5 of 5 is over*