Have an invariable tendency to introduce yourself and others in the voice and style of a professional wrestling announcer (e.g. ‘from parts unknown, at 155 pounds…’)
have your legal name changed to ‘pumpy’
Announcer voice FTW
Urinate crazy string
Another gross thing.. no comment
Have eyelashes that grow at the rate or one inch per minute
have hot fudge perpetually dripping from your nostrils?
Have your cell phone ring function set on a tale of a tragic irish upbringing
awful ronald reagan impression?
Tale of Tragic Irish Upbringing, I guess.
Speak in the style, accen, and intensity of Hitler whenever talking to members of the opposite sex
Have to take all your meals in a hockey net?
Hockey net. Hitler is not fun.
Have crayolas for teeth
snails for ears?
Crayolas. Anything that can help with scrapbooking is good 😉