November 18
Spend a year confined to a house with (insert 3 close relatives)
or
One month with (insert vile acquaintance)?
relatives.
November 19
Live in a world painted by Van Gogh
or
Seurat?
Van Gogh.
November 20/21
Be a Siamese twin connected by the soles of your feet
or
at the lips?
lips
November 22
Live in a world where the moon gives off light like a disco ball
or
where the sun is a different emoticon every day reflecting the weather?
Emoticon sun.
November 23
Fight to the death koalas
or
berenstein bears
Koalas
November 24
Change PGA rules to allow loud heckling at greens
or
Require golfers to tee off their caddies’ crotches?
Heckling.