Spend a year confined to a house with (insert 3 close relatives)
One month with (insert vile acquaintance)?
Live in a world painted by Van Gogh
Be a Siamese twin connected by the soles of your feet
at the lips?
Live in a world where the moon gives off light like a disco ball
where the sun is a different emoticon every day reflecting the weather?
Fight to the death koalas
Change PGA rules to allow loud heckling at greens
Require golfers to tee off their caddies’ crotches?