Where teletubbies are a common species of creature that live in the wild
where there are evil ‘bizzaro’ arch-enemy version of ourselves?
Have one nostril
Be a booger dummy
be pooped on by a flock of seagulls for an hour?
Put spikes on the outfield wall at baseball games
light the infield on fire?
In boxing, limit punching to below the belt
have whoopee-cushion-like devices in the gloves?
Eat a tennis ball for $1,000
a pound of human flesh for $50,000