November 25
Where teletubbies are a common species of creature that live in the wild
or
where there are evil ‘bizzaro’ arch-enemy version of ourselves?
Teletubbies.
November 26
Have one nostril
or
eight nostrils?
One
November 27/28
Be a booger dummy
or
be pooped on by a flock of seagulls for an hour?
popped on.
November 29
Put spikes on the outfield wall at baseball games
or
light the infield on fire?
Spikes.
November 30
In boxing, limit punching to below the belt
or
have whoopee-cushion-like devices in the gloves?
Whoopee cushion.
December 1
Eat a tennis ball for $1,000
or
a pound of human flesh for $50,000
Tennis ball