October 28 Have inflatable breasts or adjustable palm lines?
Adjustable palm lines.
October 29 Live in a world where golf courses and cemeteries were combined on one property or where churches and paintball parks were?
Churches and paintball parks.
October 30/31 Have bendy straws for hair or newspaper for skin?
bendy straws for hair
November 1 Fight to the death possessed office supplies or possessed deli meats
deli meats. eat them and you win. tada!
November 2 Drunk a beefbrawler (gin, orange juice, ground raw beef, two shakers of salt sucked through a green onion) or A bloody pilgrim (kool-aid, heavy cream and mushrooms pureed, topped with warm fat freshly liposucted fro ma fat lady’s thigh and arm)?
November 3 Eat the emperor (two pounds of roast beef sauteed in the sweat of a sumo wrestler, consumed to the tune of ‘ride of the valkyrie’) or The regent (to charcoal briquettes on a toasted roll, eaten in the presence of five surly sailors)?