Have inflatable breasts
adjustable palm lines?
Adjustable palm lines.
Live in a world where golf courses and cemeteries were combined on one property
where churches and paintball parks were?
Churches and paintball parks.
Have bendy straws for hair
newspaper for skin?
bendy straws for hair
Fight to the death possessed office supplies
possessed deli meats
deli meats. eat them and you win. tada!
Drunk a beefbrawler (gin, orange juice, ground raw beef, two shakers of salt sucked through a green onion)
A bloody pilgrim (kool-aid, heavy cream and mushrooms pureed, topped with warm fat freshly liposucted fro ma fat lady’s thigh and arm)?
Eat the emperor (two pounds of roast beef sauteed in the sweat of a sumo wrestler, consumed to the tune of ‘ride of the valkyrie’)
The regent (to charcoal briquettes on a toasted roll, eaten in the presence of five surly sailors)?
The regent. I guess.