Would You Rather Wednesday
October 21
Be buried in a high school gymnasium after you die
or
be cremated and have your ashes sprinkled over ted koppel?
gym.
October 22
Be able to use only one piece of tissue/napkin your whole life
or
Imbibe all liquids through a fallopian tube?
One napkin.
October 23/24
Have mayonnaise tears
or
kool-aid sweat?
kool aid sweat
October 25
Drink an entire bottle of vinegar
or
read the bible cover to cover
Read the bible cover to cover
October 26
have naturally water-repellant hair
or
nipples that pop up when food is done in the oven?
Seriously with the nipple obsession in this calendar… I’d go with water repellent (it is spelled repellant in the calendar but i think that is wrong?) hair.
October 27
Eat 14 full sticks of butter
or
The contents of michael jackson’s face
14 sticks of butter.