September 23
Live in a world where there is no such thing as pain, but also no such thing as sports
or
where there is no such thing as world hunger, but also no such thing as food?
No food. Or hunger. I need my baseball.
September 24
Be a Siamese twin, connected by the fingertips
or
by the hair?
By the hair. Then you can cut it and no longer be attached. Cmon now.
September 25/26
Have taste buds all over your body
or
have a tongue that doubles as a tape measure?
Tape measure tongue.
September 27
Eat by putting food down your pants
or
Not.
Not.
September 28
Be stuck on a stalled bus with condescending cobblers
or
sullen blacksmiths?
Cobblers.
September 29
Interview jesus
or
Michael Phelps?
Jesus.