September 30
Be unable to distinguish between the phrases ‘i love you’ and ‘goodbye’
or
Your significant other and jim lehrer?
Unable to distinguish between i love you and goodbye.
October 1
Have a skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore
or
trade your life with jared from the subway commercials?
Skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore. I don’t want to be a “celebrity”
October 2/3
Have an afro that grows whenever you tell a lie
or
appear as abraham lincoln in all photographs?
Afro. I don’t tell lies! 😉
October 4
Have your dreams written and directed by Spike Lee
or
Stan Lee?
Stan Lee!
October 5
Fight to the death 1,000 sloths
or
80 penguins
Sloths. I think they would be easier to take.
October 6
Live in a world composed entirely of flannel
or
of wicker?
Flannel.