Be unable to distinguish between the phrases ‘i love you’ and ‘goodbye’
Your significant other and jim lehrer?
Unable to distinguish between i love you and goodbye.
Have a skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore
trade your life with jared from the subway commercials?
Skin that tans upon hearing the voice of al gore. I don’t want to be a “celebrity”
Have an afro that grows whenever you tell a lie
appear as abraham lincoln in all photographs?
Afro. I don’t tell lies! 😉
Have your dreams written and directed by Spike Lee
Fight to the death 1,000 sloths
Sloths. I think they would be easier to take.
Live in a world composed entirely of flannel