September 2 Have a box of grape-nuts, a wrench and a pair of fuzzy dice or A jar of Vaseline, a fake moustache and a photo of Hillary Clinton? Grape Nuts , wrench and fuzzy dice. Is there a reason for these items? September 3 Marry the spouse of your dreams, but gain 10 pounds a year or have your spouse gain 10 pounds a year? Spouse of my dreams. September 4/5 Have a neck as long as your torso or A torso as short as your neck? Neck as long as my torso, then I would be a little bit taller. September 6 Date someone with a razor-sharp wit or A vibrating tongue Wit. September 7 Only be able to pick up guys/girls via middle school style notes folded with hearts or by window side serenades of hits from the early 80s? Middle school style notes September 8 Marry someone whose desired personal space was 2 inches or 30 feet? 2 inches.