Naughties From The Net is a compilation of one liners and other funny stories. It is broken up in to categories – Kids, Older People, Call Center, Wives, Religion, Holidays, Golf, Marriage, Southern Folk, Blondes, Politics, Law Enforcement, Not Right, Occupations and finally Miscellaneous.
This is a really quick (and funny!) read, coming in at only 45 pages. A few of the stories I had seen before on the ‘net but many were new to me and the book sure did give me a good laugh.
About the Book
Tickle your funny bone, wet your pants, chuckle, snort, giggle, guffaw, crack up, whatever. Don’t stop. Naughties from the Net™ #1 pokes fun at us all.
Here are a few examples:
A wife comes home late and quietly opens her bedroom door.
She sees four legs under the blanket instead of two; so she
grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the bed as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there reading a magazine.
“Hi Darling,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us,
so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”
A panicked old woman called 911 saying,
“My car stereo, steering wheel, brake pedal and the accelerator are gone!”
The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way.”
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
“Disregard.” He says, “She got in the back-seat by mistake.”