Would You Rather Wednesday

December 2
Wear a cologne named mulch
or
named pungent hippy?

Mulch

December 3
Spend your honeymoon in a slaughterhouse
or
at your folks’ house

Folks.

December 4/5
Be tenderized to death with small, wooden mallet
or
consume kleenex until you die?

Consume kleenex

December 6
Would you fight to the death 300 remote control cars
or
20 sentient red rubber playground balls?

Playground balls

December 7
Be stuck on a desert island with your significant other and an ipod filled with barry white’s most sultry tunes
or
your significant other and a complete set of magic: the gathering cards?

Barry White

December 8
Watch a man get hit by a speeding truck
or
your parents making love?

man get hit by a truck

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