Kick your aunt in the stomach
drop 200 turtles off a 40-story building
Be NBA commissioner and institute a two-second shot clock
a three-feet-tall maximum height rule?
Grow up in the wild
in a burger king?
Live in a world where all international disputes were settled by means of break dancing contests
kick ball games
Break dancing contests
Spend your honeymoon in a home depot
a bowling alley?
Marry a bipolar tour guide
autistic foot locker salesperson?