Be stuck on a desert island with socrates
Billy Crystal. MIKE WASOWSKI.
Eat 200 slices of american cheese
Fight three possessed lawn mowers
the characters from ‘spongebob squarepants’?
Sponge Bob. I think I can take them…
Eat a bowl of bat guano
a mug of hot tea prepared with 12 used wound dressings?
Eat all food in liquid form
Liquid. I don’t really know how I would eat gas?
Have porcelain skin (literally)
hair of gold (literally)
Hair of gold. I fall too much to have porcelain skin, I’d break all the time. And whenever I got a hair cut I could mail it in to cash for gold and make some $$$