Break a light bulb in your mouth
Be slashed with a thousand paper cuts and then dipped into a giant bowl of melted butter?
Who comes up with these things… light bulb.
Be stuck on a desert island with a fishing rod
a funhouse mirror, a silly wig and a joke book?
Um fishing rod. Duh!
Be a super villain called ‘The Pharmacist’
‘The god of upholstrey’?
Give an enema to an elephant
give an enema to george lucas.
George Lucas, I dont think he can crush me if he gets angry and sits on me like an elephant would..
Experience a brain freeze (literally)
heart break (literally)
ouch. ummm. brain freeze.
Remove a 30 foot tapeworm from a rhinoceros
be peed on by mr. snuffleupagus?
peed on. sesame street rocks.