August 6
Eat 75 lightning bugs
or
a live tarantula?
lightning bugs. I will never go near a tarantula no matter what the circumstances
August 7/8
Never be able to open your mouth when throwing up
or
have your nostrils and lips seal up when you sneeze?
Ew. Sealed nostrils and lips I think.
August 9
Remove your heart with a staple remover
or
Be unable to circumvent the ‘lather, rinse, repeat’ instructions on the back of shampoo bottles, perpetually shampooing yourself until you starve to death?
Shampoo.. I guess…
August 10
Fight to the death 50 remote control planes
or
1,000 hamsters?
hamsters!
August 11
Have your nipples gnawed off by a swarm of fire ants
or
sit on an umbrella and then open it?
Again with the nipples.. I’m going with the umbrella, ella, ella, eh