Helen and Troy are about to embark on an epic road trip. They both worked together at a restaurant and after their boss tries to sacrifice Helen to a hamburger god, Helen saves herself. In the process, herself and Troy get cursed and they now must go on an epic adventure across enchanted america and complete various quests. If they don’t succeed, they will be killed.
Along the way they get a 3-legged dog that they name Achillies. They have to battle a cyclops, they meet up with the Fates and buy some items from their store that they hope will help them, solve mysteries, deal with dragons and all sorts of other mystical creatures. Did I mention that Helen is a minotaur?
They drive around America looking for really vague “you’ll know it when you see it” types of signs. Honestly, how they find these things I don’t know. I guess it seemed obvious to them but I can’t help but think that I would fail miserably!
Along the way, Troy starts falling for Helen but she is very self conscious (being a huge hairy girl, it makes sense) and doesn’t really want to be anything more than friends with him.
Will they end up together? Will they even survive the quest? Check out Helen and Troy’s Epic Road Quest to find out!
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About the Book
Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!
Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.
Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!
Buy some knick knacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.
On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn’t kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don’t catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.
A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.