December 23
Fight gladiatorial-style to the death with (insert friend)
or
be surgically connected at the hip with (insert enemy)
fight a friend.
December 24
Melon-ball your left eye out
or
Cheese-grate the skin off your left forearm?
ick. ick. ick.
Decmeber 25/26
Have a personal caddy that will carry anything you have anywhere you go
or
a minstrel who will record the events of your life in song?
Caddy.
December 27
Wear an obscenely revealing thong to the beach
or
be the subject of a loud ‘happy birthday’ song at a very busy restaurant?
Happy Birthday
December 28
Gyrate crazily in front of your best friend’s parents for a full two minutes
or
punch your grandmother lightly in the adam’s apple?
Gyrate.
December 29
Tongue-clean a urinal puck
or
drink the entire contents of a boxer’s post fight spit bucket.
This is another one of those ones I can’t even think about or I’ll get sick