December 16
Be a siamese twin – connected by the buttocks
or
by the elbows?
elbows
December 17
date someone with an inverse farmer’s tan
or
someone who smells his or her fingers every 10 seconds?
inverse farmers tan.
December 18/19
Your hostage negotiator be ozzy osbourne
or
jessica simpson?
Jessica.
December 20
have tag-team matches in boxes
or
have a round where boxers dance-off?
Dance off!
December 21
Have your love life written by woody allen
or
nicholas sparks
OMG I can not stand Nicholas Sparks and his books with the same outcome. So definitely Woody Alllen.
december 22
have your dreams written and directed by John hughes
or
ron howard?
Ron Howard.