Be a siamese twin – connected by the buttocks
by the elbows?
date someone with an inverse farmer’s tan
someone who smells his or her fingers every 10 seconds?
inverse farmers tan.
Your hostage negotiator be ozzy osbourne
have tag-team matches in boxes
have a round where boxers dance-off?
Have your love life written by woody allen
OMG I can not stand Nicholas Sparks and his books with the same outcome. So definitely Woody Alllen.
have your dreams written and directed by John hughes