September 9
Be stuck on a desert island with hungry cannibals
or
angry inmates?
Angry inmates for no particular reason…
September 10
Be stuck on a stalled bus with manic-depressive nuns
or
Autistic rodeo clowns
Clowns scare me, so I’ll have to go with nuns.
September 11/12
Have magic 8 balls for elbows
or
shrimp for nipples?
Again with the nipples! I’ll have to go with the shrimp nipples this time though.
September 13
Live in a Kaiser-ruled Germany
or
Pre-dorothian Oz?
Oz.
September 14
Marry an ugly rock star
or
a hot garbage man?
Ugly rock star.
September 15
Have your wedding conducted in the tone of a rap video
or
in the tone of an elementary school play?
Rap video.