May 27
Have the head of a lego man
or
The body of a lego man?
Head. Not sure why, but I think that would be more fun.
May 28
Have hot wax dripped on your eyes
or
twist a corkscrew into your belly button?
Um, neither, thanks.
May 29/30
Have a head that reflects light like a disco party ball
or
Puff up like a blowfish when you sense danger?
Disco ball head. That would be cool.
May 31
Have a comic-book-style thought bubble
or
A comic-book-style dialogue bubble?
Dialogue bubble. I don’t need people seeing my thoughts.
June 1
Have your dreams written and directed by the makers of “the matrix”
or
by the makers of “girls gone wild”?
The matrix.
June 2
Win the nobel prize for physics
or
be the guy who narrates all those movie trailers?
Nobel prize!