Have the head of a lego man
The body of a lego man?
Head. Not sure why, but I think that would be more fun.
Have hot wax dripped on your eyes
twist a corkscrew into your belly button?
Um, neither, thanks.
Have a head that reflects light like a disco party ball
Puff up like a blowfish when you sense danger?
Disco ball head. That would be cool.
Have a comic-book-style thought bubble
A comic-book-style dialogue bubble?
Dialogue bubble. I don’t need people seeing my thoughts.
Have your dreams written and directed by the makers of “the matrix”
by the makers of “girls gone wild”?
Win the nobel prize for physics
be the guy who narrates all those movie trailers?