May 6
Only be capable of communicating through reggae songs
or
through the use of a speak and spell?
reggae songs!
May 7
Have air constantly blowing from your nostrils
or
venetian blind eyelinds?
venetian blind eyelids.
May 8/9
Be machine gunned to death with lite bright pegs
or
be assassinated by cabbage patch dolls?
Cabbage Patch.
May 10
Work at a company where you are given great health benefits
or
Thursday is ‘no pants’ day
Health Benefits lol
May 11
Be a crash test dummy
or
A wrangler for animal nature documentaries?
crash test dummy.
May 12
Be the world’s greatest rhythm gymnast
or
the last man off the bench for the LA clippers?
gymnast!