Be a matador with a club foot
A librarian with a problem flatulence?
Have anti-gravity hair
All your dreams written and directed by those guys who make kung fu movies?
Kung Fu Dreams
Have 20 inch nostril hair
20 inch long toenails
nostril hair, but this is just a lesser of two evils kind of thing!
Fight three possessed lawnmowers
the cast of “dawsons creek”
dawsons creek! then i could meet joshua jackson. love him
Have to sport a key-chain nipple ring
Have a wardrobe that consists entirely of outfits worn by the scooby doo characters?
Scooby Doo closet! Their clothes aren’t that bad…
Have skin that starts to melt when exposed to temperatures above 45 degrees
have your hands constantly moving as if playing speed chess
constantly moving hands, I guess…