Would You Rather Wednesday

May 20
Have that foot-measuring device for an arm
or
have strips of raw bacon for hair?

Bacon for hair.

May 21
Belch the sound of glass shattering
or
sneeze the chorus to popozao?

Well, I don’t belch because I am a lady, so I will go with belching because no one will ever have to hear it anyway.

May 22/23
Be beaten to death with tinker toys
or
killed in an avalanche of D&D; dice

I think dice might be a bit less painful, though not by much

May 24
Interview JD Salinger
or
JD Hogg

JD salinger.

May 25
Have to speak every sentence as a question as if on ‘Jeopardy’
or
Be mysteriously compelled to say ‘arrr’ in a pirate’s voice before every sentence you speak?

Pirates, ftw.

May 26
Be stuck in an elevator with hollywood super-agents on their cell phones
or
post meal bulimics?

This is awful and I am not answering it.

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