May 6
Only be capable of communicating through reggae songs
or
through the use of a speak and spell?

reggae songs!

May 7
Have air constantly blowing from your nostrils
or
venetian blind eyelinds?

venetian blind eyelids.

May 8/9
Be machine gunned to death with lite bright pegs
or
be assassinated by cabbage patch dolls?

Cabbage Patch.

May 10
Work at a company where you are given great health benefits
or
Thursday is ‘no pants’ day

Health Benefits lol

May 11
Be a crash test dummy
or
A wrangler for animal nature documentaries?

crash test dummy.

May 12
Be the world’s greatest rhythm gymnast
or
the last man off the bench for the LA clippers?

gymnast!